SIDE A:
1. A Gun For Christmas
2. Grandpa’s Last X-Mas
3. Thanx For Nothing
4. Oi To The World
5. Nothing’s Going To Ruin My Holiday
6. Christmas Time For My Penis
SIDE B:
1. I Don’t Believe In Santa Claus
2. My First X-Mas (As A Woman)
3. Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
4. Here I Am Lord
5. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
6. Hang Myself From The Tree
7. Overture